Description
'The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs' - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him. Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted.
In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t. So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year: Am I in a relationship with Sam? Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?
Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!
Paperback | Publication: 2 Jul 2026, Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 9781035049233 | Extent: 368 pages
