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Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas, They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!! But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet? Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus).

Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

 

Paperback | Publication: 29 Jan 2026, Hodder

ISBN: 9781444977189 | Extent: 32 pages

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Pooems: 12 hilariously pongy poems and stinky rhymes! by Kes Gray

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      Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog! When gorillas are full of bananas, They don't just go to the loo. They swing from their nest, They beat on their chest, And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!! But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet? Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus).

      Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

       

      Paperback | Publication: 29 Jan 2026, Hodder

      ISBN: 9781444977189 | Extent: 32 pages

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